Comments for Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin http://www.progressiveruin.com Repeating the crimestopper's oath since 1969 Tue, 22 May 2012 07:27:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by Greg http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91776 Greg Tue, 22 May 2012 07:27:05 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91776 If someone asks for a Thanos story, you should sell them that issue of Spidey Super Stories where he has a helicopter and fights Patsy Walker. If someone asks for a Thanos story, you should sell them that issue of Spidey Super Stories where he has a helicopter and fights Patsy Walker.

]]> Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by Andrew-TLA http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91744 Andrew-TLA Tue, 22 May 2012 05:36:28 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91744 I'd almost rather have them save Thanos for Avengers 3. Let's have the next batch of solo movies feature villains who don't die at the end, who can then form the Masters of Evil and team up with Kang or something for Avengers 2. I’d almost rather have them save Thanos for Avengers 3. Let’s have the next batch of solo movies feature villains who don’t die at the end, who can then form the Masters of Evil and team up with Kang or something for Avengers 2.

]]> Comment on If he were really evil, he would have just run over the dog. by Chuck V. http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/19/if-he-were-really-evil/#comment-91673 Chuck V. Tue, 22 May 2012 00:36:02 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8677#comment-91673 "I was born mean. By the time I was twelve I was killing, killing for Satan." http://youtu.be/gbWYq_p8vgo “I was born mean. By the time I was twelve I was killing, killing for Satan.”

http://youtu.be/gbWYq_p8vgo

]]> Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by Dan Latta http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91630 Dan Latta Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:18 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91630 You have mastered the art of damning with faint praise, Mr. Sterling. You have mastered the art of damning with faint praise, Mr. Sterling.

]]> Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by ExistentialMan http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91596 ExistentialMan Mon, 21 May 2012 20:35:52 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91596 I'm glad 12-year-old-Mike won out. I'm ESPECIALLY glad you were hit in your Nerd-spot too! I’m glad 12-year-old-Mike won out.

I’m ESPECIALLY glad you were hit in your Nerd-spot too!

]]> Comment on If he were really evil, he would have just run over the dog. by DMcK http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/19/if-he-were-really-evil/#comment-91535 DMcK Mon, 21 May 2012 18:05:47 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8677#comment-91535 Satan's wig is obviously the real villain, as it is clearly shown leaping from a bald head to the relative safety of a "WHAMMM" (i.e. Hellgate). Whoever possesses the wig of Satan shall himself be possessed! Satan’s wig is obviously the real villain, as it is clearly shown leaping from a bald head to the relative safety of a “WHAMMM” (i.e. Hellgate). Whoever possesses the wig of Satan shall himself be possessed!

]]> Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by Mitchell Craig http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91503 Mitchell Craig Mon, 21 May 2012 17:12:04 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91503 It wasn't <i>The Incredibles</i>, but it's pretty good for what it was, being the superhero version of <i>Rio Bravo</i>. Which ain't bad, either. I loved Hulk punching Thor off-screen. It wasn’t The Incredibles, but it’s pretty good for what it was, being the superhero version of Rio Bravo.

Which ain’t bad, either.

I loved Hulk punching Thor off-screen.

]]> Comment on The Avengers movie sucked, and here’s why. by Lawrence Fechtenberger http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/21/the-avengers-movie-sucked-and-heres-why/#comment-91383 Lawrence Fechtenberger Mon, 21 May 2012 13:10:00 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8691#comment-91383 Also, the third movie should show the Hulk leaving the group and joining up with the Sub-Mariner. Then, in the fourth movie, the team discovers Captain America in the Arctic, still alive but in a state of suspended animation...wait, there may be some problems with my plan, after all. Also, the third movie should show the Hulk leaving the group and joining up with the Sub-Mariner.

Then, in the fourth movie, the team discovers Captain America in the Arctic, still alive but in a state of suspended animation…wait, there may be some problems with my plan, after all.

]]> Comment on If he were really evil, he would have just run over the dog. by Lawrence Fechtenberger http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/19/if-he-were-really-evil/#comment-91377 Lawrence Fechtenberger Mon, 21 May 2012 13:07:16 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8677#comment-91377 Also, O'Hara, US Treasury, could show up to audit Satan's taxes. Also, O’Hara, US Treasury, could show up to audit Satan’s taxes.

]]> Comment on If he were really evil, he would have just run over the dog. by Lawrence Fechtenberger http://www.progressiveruin.com/2012/05/19/if-he-were-really-evil/#comment-91376 Lawrence Fechtenberger Mon, 21 May 2012 13:06:13 +0000 http://www.progressiveruin.com/?p=8677#comment-91376 Donald G: And maybe the UFO could create a rift in time, which would allow an appearance by Hec Ramsey! Donald G: And maybe the UFO could create a rift in time, which would allow an appearance by Hec Ramsey!

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