Teenage Brides and the Walking Dead…because there’s nothing scarier than a suspenseful shotgun wedding gone wrong leading to undead shock terror mystery when the groom becomes a zombie!
Wow. Feeling that odd mix of revulsion and fascination that only Progressive Ruin can elicit…while silently humming the Greg Kihn Band in the back of my head. Thanks, Mike!
Do they write comic book ad copy at all these days?
I’ve read a few of those old romance comics and I think I would remember if they had all the throbbing and pulsating these ads mention.
“Realistic?” The zombies wear leather jackets?
Rage in suspense? Argh, I’m so far on the edge of my seat I’m going to throw something!
There’s more text in those ads than in some entire comics these days.
That’s what modern comics need more of: words that throb.
Also: “What new wonderful experience awaits these newly wed teenagers?” Well, if history is to be believed, regret, recrimination, bitterness, and divorce.
Is the Netherlands of Endless Evil near the Belgium of Bottomless Despair?
Before and after, yes?