Hey, man, ice cream dies too.
Eatt what you want, when you want. REAL food. It’s the Death Diet! You’ll scare the crap out of people who see you, but you’ll always be trim!
He’s a dead baby!
You do NOT want to see what’s under that blanket.
So Mike! Like probably everybody else here, I saw the photo of you reading the “Smurfs” comics with that huge grin on your face and I see you writing about Smurfs pretty often. So I wanted to ask you, the Smurfologist, the following questions: when will we get a Progressive Ruin “Smurfs” movie review? Was it good? Did it stick to the established Smurf canon? Are there any Smurfs tie-in comic books available? Do they sell out like hot cakes?
Clearly, the ghosts of good dinners live on in the afterlife…
…until they are eaten again.
He’s eating souls.
Is that lamp on the wall upside down?