but he’s learned the lesson Weird Al did not; no running with scissors
Still, he should be holding them the other way. Might put out someone’s foreskin by mistake.
That joke ain’t kosher.
Beautiful, yet terrifying. Sluggo.
I reflexively crossed my legs and almost dropped my computer.
Sterile? Pah! Your “sterile” is not for the likes of Sluggo!
I like to think Sluggo sterilizes his own instruments. With a zippo.