It’s when he gets to the chapter on fixing housepets that his eyebrows rise.
it may be too late
Uh oh, I have a feeling Sluggo’s going to be changing his name to Travis Bickle soon …
Birth of Tea Party Sluggo!
Fifty years into the future, a team of trained assassins will be sent back in time to prevent this panel from ever happening and thereby save humanity from the apocalypse.
Tragically, one of them falls in love with Sluggo.
(The cure to baldness not included).
He’s not bald. He gets his hair cut that way. Wait, no, that’s someone else …
Will he learn how to fix his fingers?
Apparently Sluggo is reading the worst ‘surefire way to help your wife through her issues’ book ever.