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13 Responses to “I bet science would.”

• Andres says:

  February 6, 2011 at 12:37 AM

  I name thee “Butt Ugly”.

• Greg G says:

  February 6, 2011 at 4:41 AM

  That guy’s got a long career ahead of him at TSR Labs.

• Batfatty says:

  February 6, 2011 at 5:09 AM

  but unfortunately, I’m getting my Coast 2 Coast A 2 the M onn, Brah!

• ExistentialMan says:

  February 6, 2011 at 5:11 AM

  Somehow, I don’t think the Wolf-Buzzard hybrid “pet” is likely to follow vocal commands like “Down! Down!” They look like they want to chew his face off.

• damanoid says:

  February 6, 2011 at 6:31 AM

  He’s just trying to convince himself at this point. You just know he was really hoping for a creature with wings and wolf fangs. Instead he wound up with the rabbage of the animal kingdom.

  And it’s even worse than it looks: buzzards projectile-vomit when agitated. Science will never invite him over again.

• CW says:

  February 6, 2011 at 6:54 AM

  Everybody needs a hobby, I suppose.

• Nat Gertler says:

  February 6, 2011 at 8:08 AM

  I call them “Wizzards”… because it sounds a lot better than “Wuzzards”.

• Mudpack says:

  February 6, 2011 at 9:58 AM

  Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

• Sarah says:

  February 6, 2011 at 10:15 AM

  This is what happens when you gut regulatory oversight of supervillains…

• The Mutt says:

  February 6, 2011 at 1:13 PM

  Excuse me, Doctor. Science would like to see you.

• Ed says:

  February 6, 2011 at 1:57 PM

  Awwwww!
  Who’s a good boy?
  Whoooo’s a goood boy?
  You are! That’s right!

• Matthew Jeske says:

  February 6, 2011 at 4:06 PM

  I know people say this all the time, but “Created from Wolves and Buzzards” would by a great band name. or emo-core song title.

• Your Obedient Serpent says:

  February 6, 2011 at 8:35 PM

  Furries ruin everything.