What is even going on in #6.
And now, for no good reason whatsoever, and with the welcome assistance of pal Dorian, Progressiveruin.com brings you…
…DOCTOR DOOM’S TOP TEN EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX:
10. “Unleashing the Doombots”
9. “Ruling the kingdom with an iron fist”
8. “Extending the power of Doom”
7. “Mastering the diabolical”
6. “Allying with the Sub-Mariner”
5. “Demanding total, blind obedience”
4. “Incurring the wrath of Doom”
3. “Penetrating the invisible force field”
2. “Paying for this effrontery a thousandfold”
And Doctor Doom’s number one euphemism for sex:
1. “Besting the accursed Richards”
Updated 4/2017
