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New comics day.

§ March 31st, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

I believe as I was talking to pal Tom at the shop yesterday, I referred to the newest issue of Marvel’s Secret War as “a bunch of horse****” — okay, granted, I’d been vaguely irritated for most of the day, and thus not in the best of moods, so maybe that description was a little over the top. But, really, it’s only half comics, with the other half filled with dossier files or some damn thing, and a bunch of pin-ups in the back, including an unfinished Spider-Man sketch that apparently was left over from one of Marvel’s 9/11 exploitation books. Feh, sez I.

As long as I’m piling on Marvel…are there any betting pools out there as to whether or not this newest Daredevil mini-series (Daredevil: Redemption) will be the one that actually finishes? Or will it join Daredevil: Father and Daredevil: That Bullseye Mini No One Cares about Anymore in limbo?

Just so I’m not all anti-Marvel…the new Essential Tomb of Dracula volume is out, reprinting a bunch of stories from Marvel’s 70s horror mags. It’s as good-looking as the previous three volumes, and the only downside is trying to find the time to read it. Let’s hope Marvel gets around to an Essential Man-Thing volume (though judging by advance word on this movie, Marvel may be trying to forget they ever published a comic by that name).

The new bull in the china shop for the comics industry is DC Countdown, which I already briefly talked about last week, since I cheated and read the preview copy we received. Like it or hate it, comic fans are buying it, and this new expanded DC Universe cross-continuity business (of which this title is an integral part) is helping to improve sales across the board on DC’s titles, at least at our shop. I’ve even started buying Teen Titans again, and I’m considering picking up the new, slightly more superhero-y Batman, a series I haven’t read regularly in probably about 15 years.

SPOILERS AHOY

Speaking of Batman, it appears that the big mistake of not making you know who the villain of Hush is being rectified in this “Red Hood” storyline, as the character everyone thinks the Red Hood really is, is revealed to be…the character everyone thinks he is. Whether it’s yet another big fake-out remains to be seen.

THUS ENDETH THE SPOILERS

Another annoyance was the arrival of yet more Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith comics that we can’t put out for sale until April 2nd…the first issue of the mini-series adaptation, plus the trade paperback of the whole shebang. Yes, I peeked at the end. Boy, is the trailer misleading. The art, by Mark Wheatley, sure is nice, though.


There are a lot more new faces on the Comics Weblog Update-A-Tron 3000, and I need to get around to adding them soon…but one I definitely need to add is Jumbotron 6000. Good readin’!


God bless you, Corey Beckner. You are truly a prince among men.

FCBD Speedos.

§ March 31st, 2005 § Filed under free comic book day Comments Off

Pal Dorian‘s Free Comic Book Day polo shirt with the tasteful embroidered logo arrived today, so he can now show us FCBD t-shirt-wearin’ types just how high-falutin and fancy-pantsian he is with his “collar” and his “buttons.”

Well, that’s fine, because I have an even better article of clothing with which to advertise the coming free funnybook event: my Free Comic Book Day Speedos:


As customers enter the store between now and the magic day, I can approach them, my tanned and oiled body glistening in the light of the fluorescent fixtures, and, with an exaggerated flair, gesture toward the logo emblazoned upon the front of my snugly-fitting trunks while proclaiming the day of free comics is soon, so soon, upon us all! And I shall know, by the looks in their faces, their mighty gratitude for this timely and effective reminder.

Okay, one more Shazam! post….

§ March 30th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

So I did remember correctly regarding the revamped Mr. Mind’s acquisition of a little wearable translator:


By comparison, here is his “classic” appearance:


I did appreciate the apparent effort in making the newer Mr. Mind still look sorta “cute” and amusing, while addressing the modern audience’s need for something a bit more “realistic” looking. Yes, I realize I’m talking about a “realistic”-looking telepathic alien worm. Quit staring at me like that.

To follow up on this morning’s post…I hadn’t forgotten about Captain Marvel’s appearances in JSA, where commenter Zack points out that he’d been having a romance, of sorts, with Stargirl. Well, actually, the much younger Billy Batson had been, but the much older looking Captain Marvel making eyes with the teenage Stargirl caught the attention of Jay Garrick, the Golden Age Flash, thus causing some minor (so to speak) problems. That was a really weird, but oddly logical, plot point to be addressed, I thought. It was sort of interesting to see it brought up, but we’re probably better off now that Cap seems to be out of the JSA book, putting that plotline to rest.

And Sivana popped up in Outsiders (where Captain Marvel Jr. appears to be hanging his hat) a while back, apparently much more bloodthirsty than in any of his previous appearances. I don’t read this book, so I can’t really provide any kind of cogent commentary on it. In the brief glances I did have of the relevant issues, both characters seemed a little out of place (not that there’s anything wrong with the title, I might add)…but then, seeing Captain Marvel Jr. in any context other than a Marvel Family-related story always throws me off. (EDIT: Pal Dorian tells me that Captain Marvel Jr. was only in the book for that particular storyline…oops, thought he was a regular member, for some reason.)

Commenter Rob points out that great DC Comics Presents annual featuring Cap and Superman vs. a super-powered Sivana, drawn by Gil Kane in his usual dynamic style. The script was by Joey Cavalieri…his dialogue never really worked for me in any of his comics work, unfortunately, but the real star of this show was Kane’s action-packed artwork.

To commenter Bill‘s question, regarding which issue of Alter Ego had the proposed Roy Thomas revamp of Captain Marvel that was even more horrifying than this one…I’m afraid I don’t know! I haven’t dug through the vast Mikester Comic Archives to pull out my stack of AEs to check. When I have a little more time, I’ll be sure to do so! It’s really worth seeking out just to see the bullet we dodged. (If it sounds like I’m being a little hard on Mr. Thomas…well, I don’t mean to be. The vast majority of his work I’m perfectly fine with, and this Captain Marvel story of his (and Gerry Conway’s) is still one of my favorites…but I guess he can’t hit a home run every time!)

Okay, tomorrow morning…no Shazam! talk, I promise.

More Shazam! talk.

§ March 30th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

Rereading Power of Shazam, and following along with the comments sections for my previous posts, has got me considering DC’s previous publishing attempts with the Big Red Cheese.

Well, there’s the Captain Marvel “tryout” in Superman #276, featuring “Captain Thunder” – but I found this great article about it and I don’t really know what to add.

Then there was the 1970s series…DC’s highly anticipated Shazam! title, notable for the amount of “speculation” and “investment” in the first issue which didn’t pan out. In fact, it wasn’t until relatively recently that the early issues of this series started getting pulled out of quarter boxes and given premium prices. One of the ironies here is that due to years of it being treated as an overprinted “junk” comic, I don’t see many Shazam! #1s in nice condition…thus making near mint copies worth a pretty good chunk of change!

As for the actual interiors…well, to have heard the artist most associated with Cap, C.C. Beck, tell it, the stories were entirely too childish and dumbed down, and Beck couldn’t leave the book fast enough (allowing fellow former Fawcett artist Kurt Schaffenberger to take over). I didn’t think the stories were that bad…a little silly at times, and trying to squeeze ’70s fashions into the book seemed a bit out of place:


…but overall it was a light, fun read. Even better, a good number of issues had back-up stories reprinting some of the classic Marvel Family stories from the ’40s and ’50s. If you can get your hands on any of the 100 Page Giants in this series (and there are quite a few of them), do so, as they’re chock-full of classic Captain Marvel reprints.


Near the end of the run of this series, the “old-fashioned” aspect of the series made way for a grittier, more “realistic” art style, provided by Alan Weiss…though Billy was still drawn with the simpler Beck-ish facial features. This “realistic” version tried to turn Captain Marvel into your standard issue superhero with standard issue superhero problems (as evidenced by the above image from the cover of #34), but it didn’t really gel, and the series was cancelled with #35.


E. Nelson Bridwell and Don Newton’s run on the Captain Marvel character in late ’70s/early ’80s issues of World’s Finest was, in my opinion, probably the best melding of the old-style whimsical Fawcett stories and the more modern comic sensibilites. Newton had an appealling cartoonish style, and Bridwell wrote some fairly uncomplicated and enjoyable stories. After the series left World’s Finest, Newton’s work on Captain Marvel would continue in new stories for the Adventure Comics digest…that printing size is hard on eyes as aged as my own, but still worth seeking out. In fact, even though I know there’s absolutely no chance of this happening ever, it’d be nice to see a reprinting of Newton’s work on the character.

Outside of these series, Captain Marvel popped up here and there there. There was that Superman vs. Shazam treasury edition (in which Captain Marvel refers to a mode of attack that eventually gets used in Kingdom Come…noted, if I may toot my own horn, by yours truly in the Kingdom Come annotations, under “page 16″). One of my favorites as a young Mikester was this two part story in DC Comics Presents, teaming Supes and the Captain against the meeting of the Misters, Mind and Mxyzptlk. He got involved in a JLA/JSA crossover, he puts in an appearance in All-Star Squadron, he cameoed in Crisis…but he didn’t really become a regular part of the DC Universe again until the Legends mini-series, where he played a major part. That of course spun-off the Giffen-era Justice League series, where the character was maybe played a little too much as a goody-two-shoes…though in the context of the “sitcom” feel of this particular series, it worked well enough. It was certainly a darn sight better than the other spin-off from the Legends: this ghastly thing, which I mentioned yesterday.

And of course that brings us up to the Power of Shazam! graphic novel by Jerry Ordway, which shares with the spin-off series of the same name the qualities of beautiful art and somewhat clunky dialogue. It’s still a nicely done book, and I appreciate the conceits of 1) Billy’s dad being named after C.C. Beck, and 2) that Billy’s dad is also the spitting image of Captain Marvel.

Nowadays Captain Marvel is a more integral part of the DC Universe…he’s teamed up with Superman several times (with another highly-publicized teaming in the near future), he was a central part of the Underworld crossover as well as the aforementioned Kingdom Come, and he was one of the more touching elements in Frank Miller’s much-maligned Dark Knight Strikes Again. And, of course, there’s the much-anticipated Jeff Smith mini-series. Plus, don’t forget his forthcoming appearance in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon.

Okay, I think that’s driven most of the Captain Marvel talk out of my system. Thanks for coming along…and thanks especially for the interesting discussions in my comments sections. I particularly liked commenter Cole’s points regarding the place of Captain Marvel’s wish fulfillment fantasy in regards to modern comic book fans.

§ March 29th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

Continuing my thoughts on Power of Shazam from yesterday: now that I’ve read a few more issues into the run of this series, I have a handful of other observations:

  • I did appreciate that with this revamp of Captain Marvel, work that had been done with the character in the then-recent past hadn’t been ignored. For example, Cap’s stint with the Giffen-era Justice League is referenced, even though it predated this revamp by about five years or so.

  • I forgot that Gil Kane also contributed artwork to a couple issues, adding to the spectacular illustration jobs that was the hallmark of this series. The stories are pretty standard, focusing on Captain Marvel Jr., but it all looks so purty you really don’t mind.
  • One of the things that really annoyed me about the series was the characterization of Ibis, whose dialogue was peppered with frequent sighs to demonstrate how bored and jaded he is with the world. Granted, it was annoying to the characters within the story as well, but it was pretty aggravating to have to read.
  • An element of the series that had slipped my mind was the old wizard Shazam leaving the Rock of Eternity to live with Billy Batson as his “grandfather.” Yes, it’s the old chestnut of someone high and mighty having to adjust to living with the common folk, but it generally works amusingly in this context.
  • I realize that DC probably thought that modern comic audiences didn’t want a cartoony Mr. Mind (as seen at the top of this page) as the Big Red Cheese’s arch-nemesis, but the wormy villain is so much a part of the Marvel Family milieu they could hardly afford to ignore him. The gradual evolution of the “realistic” alien worm into a version of the character that more evokes the earlier Mr. Mind was one of the fun elements of the series. (Am I wrong in remembering that the new Mr. Mind eventually gets a little radio translator to wear around his “neck?”)
  • Just recently, pal Dorian and I were talking about Thunder, the future Marvel Family member, and how we’re probably never going to see her again given her ties to one of the many previous revamps of Legion of Super-Heroes continuity. Too bad…this was a fun character (with the nice twist of the wizard Shazam’s position being taken by the aged Billy Batson version of Captain Marvel).
  • For my mostly minor problems with the series, it’s about a thousand times better than this thing. I normally love Roy Thomas’ work, and I normally love Tom Mandrake’s work…but this version of Captain Marvel was a carwreck. The series ends with Sivana in some bar drinking straight from a bottle of Tequila…and the worm at the bottom of the bottle was, you guessed it, Mr. Mind. What the…?!?

Additional linkage:

Some custom Legion of Super-Heroes figures, including the aforementioned Thunder.

§ March 28th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

Via Metafilter: Lovecraftian Family Circus.

Enjoy it before the lawyers find out!

EDIT: Er…too late. The lawyers found out, apparently.

§ March 28th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off


So occasionally I dip into the vast Mikester Comic Archives and pull out a run of books to reread and, hopefully, re-enjoy…sometimes spurred on when I come across the same books while working at the shop and I think, “hey, these were pretty good, I should read them again.”

One of the recent titles I poured through recently, as the scan might hint, was Walt Simonson’s run on Orion. Coming on the heels of the previous Jack Kirby’s Fourth World, presumably the powers that be at DC Comics thought a title focusing on one character rather than an all-encompassing New Gods might catch on more than previous attempts with this particular batch of Jack Kirby’s characters. Simonson is one of the few cartoonists to really “get” the Fourth World, and this title was filled with his usual fast-paced action and wackiness, on top of the inherent nuttiness of Kirby’s creations.

Rereading Orion makes me wish Simonson was given full reign on another monthly title again…I know he’s working on the new Elric series, but that’s not quite the same. His work on Thor really was the peak for that the title, and everything that’s followed in that series has suffered by comparison. Simonson turned Thor into a frog for several issues, for God’s sake, and managed to make it work…that’s talent to reckon with! (That frog storyline is even referenced in Orion at one point.)


Next on the reread list is Power of Shazam, which was a gorgeous-looking book, with Peter Krause and Mike Manley on art chores at first, and Jerry Ordway (who painted the wonderful covers for the whole run) finishing up on the interiors at the end of the run. The late Curt Swan popped in for a guest-penciller appearance once or twice as well. Ordway also provided the scripts, which…well, seemed a little rough around the edges sometimes. The dialogue was a little wonky, and stories seemed to end when the book ran out of pages, rather than build to any kind of conclusion.

Despite my minor qualms, my memories of the book are that it was a fun and enjoyable title, walking that fine line between the whimsy of the original Captain Marvel stories of the ’40s and ’50s and the tastes of modern comic fans. Ordway even managed to work in Hoppy the Marvel Bunny and come up with a new origin for Mr. Tawky Tawny! Besides, any comic where you can send away for a decoder card can’t be all bad! One oddity from the series that I was reminded of last night, as I read the first couple of issues, was that the teacher from Calvin & Hobbes, Mrs. Wormwood, is also Billy Batson’s teacher…now there’s an odd in-joke.

In other (old) news:

Here’s an old article I came across about superhero movies (it mentions the possibility of the forthcoming Hellboy movie, for example). Of interest is a list of “best” and “worst” super-movies…Swamp Thing is on the “Worst” list, naturally, and apparently some kind of typo put Batman Returns on the “Best” list. Also of note is a sidebar regarding the troubled attempts at a Fantastic Four movie.

§ March 27th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off


King Comics Presents #1 (199? – no copyright date) – cover by Dell Barras


Okay, I didn’t have anything special planned for Easter, so instead you get a comic cover featuring syndicated radio deejay/former late night talk show host/novelty song genius Rick Dees.

If you need actual Easter content, I direct you to last year’s post, in which we get a heartfelt Christian message from, um, the Mighty Thor. (It’s the last post on the page, in case the link doesn’t take you directly to it…someday I’ll fix all the image attributes so everything will load correctly, soon as they invent the 8-day week.)


As long as I’m just screwing around for the holiday, here’s yet another “meme”, this time the dreaded book meme stolen directly from Alan David Doane. It’s a huge ol’ list, so I put it on a separate no-frills page. No need to thank me.


Another time-honored method of filling a weblog post is “wacky search terms” – I haven’t done this in a while, and some of my esteemed weblogging colleagues have been chiming in with their own lists, so I thought I’d play the “me too, me too” card.

Before I get to that, I did want to note that, via my log files, I found someone on the Superdickery message boards had discovered my scan (under Feb. 3, 2004) from Batman #200. For those of you who backtracked the hotlinked image from the message board to my site…hi! I promise you, that image was not altered, as one or two of you wondered.

Anyway…search terms. Aside from the perennial searches for nekkid pics of that gal playing Lois on Smallville, the occasional puzzling search for “mike sterling progressive ruin,” and the usual searches for scanned pages from recent comics to download (just go buy the darn things, you cheapskates), here’s what I’ve got:

chalk+full+of+origin – It’s chock-full!!!

dirty+comics – …And how to clean them, I’m assuming.

swamp+thing+motorcycle – Okay, Orange County Choppers, I have a job for you….

BATMAN+638+WHO+IS+RED+HOOD+JASON+TODD – Sounds like you’ve already pretty much decided.

superman+cheats+for+the+infamous+parasite – I’m sure there’s a logical explanation, but, really, I have no idea.

sterling+looking+for+two+girls+kissing – Yeah, so?

wit+and+wisdom+of+cerebus – File under “world’s shortest books.” Oh, quiet, like I was going to pass up the cheap joke.

bionic+woman+fetish+strength – I’m going to guess that there’s some kind of fan fiction along these lines, but I prefer to remain blissful in my ignorance.

glenn+scarpelli – Uh oh, I hope that wasn’t Glenn Scarpelli looking for this post.

howard+the+duck+mp3s – If you find any, let me know.

lois+lane+comic+drawn+in+the+nude – I suppose it’s remotely possible Kurt Schaffenberger sat at his art table in the buff, but why would you want to know this?

gatlin+guns+BOOM+POW+BAM – So you’re looking for guns and the sounds they make?

the+trash+heap+has+spoken+goth – You mean the character from Fraggle Rock?

sergio+aragones+gay – I’m fairly certain he isn’t. Fred Hembeck isn’t gay, either.

Swamp+Thing+controversy – The only controversy is why you all aren’t reading Swamp Thing!

cartoon+network+toons+naked+on+ebay – Uh, yeah, good luck with that.

when+did+comics+start+glossing+pages – Well, actually, that’s not a bad question. I’ll have to think about that. Marvel Fanfare is the first one to come to mind, but I’m certain there were others prior.

Depressing+Clown+Comic+Book – Ladies and gentlemen – Obnoxio the Clown.

Lois+and+Brian+slash+Gallery+Family+Guy – Wait a minute, isn’t Brian the family’s dog? Oh, ick.

a+site+that+looks+a+lot+like+google+but+is+porky+the+pig – This one made my brain lock up for a couple of minutes.

nazi+daughter+girl+balloons – I’m hoping that they’re searching for old pulp novels.

how+can+i+ruin+my+enemy’s+day – Well, you can fill his website’s access logs with really insane search terms.

List+of+things+I+love – Don’t ask me…I don’t even know you.

Bambi’s+gender – See, I’m not the only person who’s been confused on this important issue!


Oh, and Happy Easter, to those of you who celebrate the holiday.

§ March 26th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off

1. Reviews are beginning to creep in on the Rotten Tomatoes Sin City page, and so far it’s overwhelmingly positive. Here’s hoping that translates to sales on the graphic novels after the movie is released, rather than just selling right up until just before the movie comes out and then dying completely, as usual for comics films.

2. On this page, not only are there two different Bizarro homebrewed beer labels (one about halfway down, the other near the bottom), but there is a recipe for one of them as well. “Drink it! It am awful!”

3. Until last night, I had no idea there even was a character called “Super Lopez” until a random Google search brought him to my attention. Now I think he’s my new favorite superhero. Here’s the official site.

4. Via pal Andy, just in time for Easter…Netdisaster! Hurl meteors at my website! Fry eggs on Ringwood! Flood out Tom the Dog!

Just when I lost all faith in humanity, along comes this.

§ March 25th, 2005 § Filed under Uncategorized Comments Off


THE LOCKJAW MINI-BUST

Read more about it here.

Additional linkage:

The Marvel Directory entry for Lockjaw.

Lockjaw stats for the Champions role playing game.

Is Lockjaw a dog or an extremely deformed Inhuman?

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